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a way of saying something that is false
Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit
A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
To be terrible
Living at home as an adult can really stink like a horse.
Slang for wanting to do some ketamine. With Ketamine being horse tranquilizer, saying your horse is sick means you need it’s medicine.
“My horse is sick, you know what that means”
Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.
I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?
It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.
Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”
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When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).
Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.
Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.
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