You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

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internet-surfers

Some people freak out at a comment, or comments and get all defensive, internet surfers that is.

Wow I kind of was in a shocked disposition over that internet-surfers attack or comment, eh that's the internet.

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Internet hell

Most sites on the internet suck balls, but there are 7 that suck so bad they can be considered circles of internet hell:
-Reddit
-Tiktok
-4chan
-twitter
-deviantart
-furaffinity
-facebook

So basically, the only major social site that isn't a shithole is Discord

Guy on discord: "can I post furry yiff in this server?"
Other guy: "go back to internet hell"

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internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.

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Internet Wrestling Community

Internet Wrestling Community (IWC for short). One of the biggest cop out phrases in all of wrestling. Newsflash, if you are online and looking at this definition and are a wrestling fan, even if you only watch WWE, YOU ARE THE IWC. This is not 1997 where less than 20 percent of wrestling fans have internet access, this is the 2010's where 99 percent of fans have access online. So if you are a wrestling fan, have online access, talk about wrestling at all on any website forum or YouTube, guess what, YOU ARE THE INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY.

What those elitist fans (smarks) should be called is Internet Smarks, because IWC is such a copout and if you are talking about the elitist and say the Internet Wrestling Community, you are in fact saying that 99 percent of wrestling fans are elitist pricks.

Jason: Scott, you members of the Internet Wrestling Community are all the same.
Scott: IWC is such a copout, and I'm not even a smark
Jason: you go online and talk about pro wrestling
Scott: You do too, so what's your point?
Jason: My point is that you are a member of the Internet Wrestling Community
Scott: So are you, if you have access to the internet and talk about wrestling online, you are the IWC.

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Internet Pitchfork Mob

The internet version of a torch and pitchfork mob. A group of angry people raging about a problem that rapidly gains supporters, taking over topics, comment sections and product reviews with rage posts. Tramples anyone who doesn't agree mercilessly.

Commonly occurs in response to controversial topics or unpopular actions by corporations and/or the government.

The game's been broken for two days and there's an Internet Pitchfork Mob on the forums and in the amazon reviews!

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The Internet Rapture™

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.

The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

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