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Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
PULLIN' THE PUG....
not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!
ME:
Oh, really?
YOU:
I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........
ME:
DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!
YOU:
LOL
When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.
Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?
Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online
Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.