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A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend
Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!
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A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.
"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."
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Something you say when your good mate, John is doing spectacular at a certain activity. You then proclaim (shout and raise one fist in the air)"Yeah John!" To hype up John as well as the rest of your mates. You can also overuse the term and say it occasionally to invoke laughter amongst your mates.
Josh: Did you see that John dropped 14 points against the opposing basketball team?
Trevor: No way bro that was sick, I always knew John was a baller.
Josh: Lets get the whole team over here
*Team gathers*
Josh: Raises one fist in the air and screams at the top of his lungs Yeah John!
After Josh says it the rest of the team says Yeah John and everyone laughs
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Discreet reference to taking a shit or otherwise needing to hit the shitter.
I’ll be about 15 minutes late. I need to driver something to the house of john.
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two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense
those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...
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To not show your true feelings as you deal with an unpleasant situation. To be a "tough guy".
"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."
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