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July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.
Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!
the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)
meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old
July 12th is now National Lennetlive day in honor of the awesome streamer lennetlive. It is an automatically cool day to watch lennetlive streams.
"Yo today is national lennetlive day (july 12)"
"who is that?"
"Perish."
International fuck your girl best friend day.
Boy: It's 15 July, wanna go watch a movie in my place?
Girl: of course, it's a internal holiday
15 July is the day that you ask your crush out.
Reu: Hey, it's 15 July and I really like you, do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Rea: Sure!
Send a selfie to a friend day!
If they don’t then they owe you money!
July 15th. A British national holiday for getting truly unruly in July.
tom: are we celebrating truly unruly july?
peter: ofcourse. I will get the booze.