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When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.
Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.
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On the 28th of October you can kick any fat person. No matter if they are small or tall.
Oh look, it’s Timothy, let’s go and kick him because it’s kick fat people day!
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Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.
"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"
"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"
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On November 4th u can kick someone named sam
Its national kick sam day!
Sam: shit
Hej im going to kick you in the balls because it is the kick in the balls month november
Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November
Jeff: we got school today
Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day
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When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.
"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."
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