Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee
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A phrase mentioned by Echo's act three. (Or for my dubbed homies, Reverb act three.)
Id make a dio joke but thats three parts ago
"Ok master! Lets kill da hoe! Shhhhhiii"
a day where everyone has to kill every ginger they see
-"i just killed steve cause he is a ginger"
-"thank you for helping national kill a ginger day"
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a movement that doesnt mean literally kill all men
kill all men means to kill the majority of men
and the majority of men is the ones who rape , torture , kill , etc ( check statistics )
if men werent the top reasons for murder , suicide , torture , rape , and csa/m , we wouldnt need this movement
if you think the kill all men movement's goal is to literally kill all men , youve been on twitter and tiktok way too much
rape victim: kill all men
rapist: oh youre actually the bad person for believing that
rape victim: kill all men actually means to just kill douchebags like you
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Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.
"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"
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When you open a window, and wind blows in to rip the posters and pictures off of every wall and ceiling, even on the same wall, whileyou try to scramble and catch them before they end up halfway to china.
Parent: hey, all your posters got caught by a poster killing wind.
Kid:DAMN!
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don't. please. don't.
you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:
person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(
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