You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

secondhand know

(verb) When someone talks about someone else so much, you feel like you know them without ever having met them.

I only secondhand know Tim Curry; I'm a close friend of one of his agents.

Know It None

a person who disguises themselves as being knowledgeable but is really an idiot

Tiffany talks a lot about my custody case but she’s a know it none.

know up

What you tell them you said instead of "blow up"

This whole room is rigged to blow up!
"BLOW UP!? I'm outta here!"
No, I said know up!

do you wanna know

i have leukemia

I'm sorry. I can't tell this to them. do you wanna know?

i really don't know

something you say when you really do not know something

(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.

fucking know

fucking know is a word that you use when you don't know something like when your teacher asks a question

i don't fucking know the answer