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A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.
Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
You call someone Daddy Long Legs when there arms, legs, fingers and everything on their body is lanky. These are the lankiest motherfuckers you know. The motherfuckers that grip their sodas so that there fingers touch on the other side. The motherfuckers that use their lankieness to an advantage and gets you pissed off.
Fuck you Daddy Long Legs, you would suck at life without your lankieness.
When six women get together with five lying on the ground. The sixth, puts both hands and feet into four of the vaginas of the women lying on the ground. She then inserts her head into the fifth woman's vagina.
Hey, where are all the girls?
They'll be gone for hours, they are doing the five-legged caribou with them.
n. when you are banging a ho so hard her legs start to cook and become rubbery
"why is sara in a wheel chair?"
"oh her boyfriend gave her frogs legs"
1) When u laugh so hard, tears come down your leg.
2) Something to be very afraid of. This amount of tears could drown cities
1) OMG LEG TEARS! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
2) RUN, LEG TEARS EVERYWHERE!!
After that Arcade Fire performance the accordion player had a sweaty leg pit.