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Life Stories

When someone gives an excuse about why they are sucking ect. For example when someone gets owned on a game and cant execpt defeat.

Tim: "Damn, you only killed me cause i got serious lag."

Ian: "I dont want your life stories"

by Sam Robinson February 18, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slug Life

A term used by r/SkinCareAddition, to when you decide to slather Vaseline or Aquaphor all over your face at night, because if you're desperate, why not? You look like a slug, you want to be a skincare thug, so: SLUG LIFE

So, I decided to complete my 7 -step r/AsianBeauty routine, and using the essence of Snails is not enough. Back to western skincare, I smeared Vaseline all over my face in hopes that my hormonal acne is gone. My Dermatologist is hopeless, anyways, saying that moisturizer is useless while giving me all the Differin. Slug Life forever, cross your fingers I won't purge! XOXOXOXO

by HauntedPerson June 2, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


penguin's life

n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.

Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?

No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.

Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.

by gnostic1 January 3, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The meaning of life

Normally, you would be reading some witty remark right about now. Unfortunately, I am a uninspired netgeek, so the meaning of life will have to do:

It is like a drop of water that has risen from the sea and in a shower has fallen in a puddle, then drifts into a brook, finds its way into a stream, after that into a river, passing through mountain gorges and wide plains, winding this way and that, obstructed by rocks and fallen trees, till at least it reaches the boundless seas from which it rose. But that poor little drop of water, when it has once more become one with the sea, has surely lost its individuality.

Normally, you would be reading some witty remark right about now. Unfortunately, I am a uninspired netgeek, so the meaning of life will have to do:

You want to taste sugar, you don't want to become sugar. What is individuality but the expression of our egoism? Until the soul has shed the last trace of that it cannot become one with the Absolute.

by Heavyoak September 8, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duck Life

The state of mind where one smokes everyday
Keeps it real with the homies and enjoys the good life
No worries all happiness
no stress
summertime

whatup homie
not much man chillin
whats good for today
idk yet some duck life shit no doubt
wordd lets smoke this spliff

by chiefwidefoot December 20, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeleton Life

1. A cursed life you get into once you do something so horrible you might as well be dead. Like a living skeleton. Hence the name Skeleton Life.

2. A song by Rin Kagamine.

3. When you become depressed and mope around like a living zombie

1. After the murders, Kai began living a Skeleton Life.

2. Omg i can't get skeleton life out of my head <e

3. Jake: *is moping around the house sobing* Joe: My god stop living a skeleton life and go get laid or something D:<

by TetsuoShima June 14, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Book of Life

God's book in which the names of everyone who has allowed Jesus into their hearts during their brief stay on earth are written for all eterinty.

You can go to heaven provided only that your name is written in this book. To get these two (three, four, five, sixteen, however long your name is) words of text permanently written into this obviously huge book, you must accept Jesus into your mind heart, and soul.

The book of life has the billions of names of the people who accepted Jesus.

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004

37๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž