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Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots
A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.
a stupid tory party worthy piece of crap. only one's stupid maths teacher and his stupid comrades enjoy this satanic website with the intention of harming or causing suffering to poor innocent students who only want to do drugs, be chavs and not forget there scissors every other day
i really do hate mr hegarty and his stupid hegarty maths
Hegarty Maths. The website that maths teachers think is perfectly safe to set maths homework on but actually melts your brain and robs you of all your will to live. Especially when you get set set ALGEBRA and you have to watch the videos....
See also:
Hegarty depression
Mr Hegarty
Collin Hegarty
Guy 1- "Hey dude, you ok?"
Guy 2- "Nah, I got set homework on Hegarty Maths"
Guy 1- "Have you lost your will to live? Has your brain melted."
Guy 2- "I feel like it."
Guy 1- "Great! We can be brainless together!"
Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*
A time when some stories regarding humans doing something impossible quantitatively that ends with a cliffhanging question which makes the people in the math class need to speculate what happens next are told.
During math class, my teacher told that Bob bought 30 Watermelons at the minimarket, then he ate 19 watermelons and gave 3 watermelons to his friend. What does he have now?
Answer: either death or illness due to overeating
the pure abomination of hell
me - AHHHHHHHHGHHH I CANT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
math class teacher - lol ur on ur own now i wont do my job by actually teaching you