Adopt me

Stupid overrated game that is somehow popular

Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.

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me gusta

i really liked that

hey, do you like my new car?
yeah me gusta the car.

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sex me

A strip-tease game where you gain points by saying "Sex Me" at every car you see with a headlight or a fog light burned out faster than the person(s) you are playing against.

--Seeing a fog AND headlight out is worth double points.
--Seeing a car who is pulled over with above criteria is an instant win (i.e. infinite points) for the person who called it the quickest.

Each point is worth one garment to be removed from your opponent at a later time.

-"Sex ME!"
-"Aww damn, that's your 5th point...I'm running out of clothes..."

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-"They got pulled over...nice"
-"I win!!! haha SEX ME!"
-"damn...forgot to call it."

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Me Gusta

Used mainly by fangirls to describe something which pleases them.

Ryan Murphy: We decided that Darren Criss should be shirtless in 9/10 episodes on Glee.

Tumblr: ME GUSTA.

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bite me

also used to replace..............

Kiss My Ass!!!

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look at me

Common thing said or yelled to get someone's attention. The next to last resort after flashing somebody.

Look at me! I'm flyyyyyyyyyyying!!
*Splat*

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fist me

Fuck my assehole and call me Michael

Explains my fisting or fist me

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