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Mouse Monkey

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.

Chuck is a show monkey.

by Cutter Seahawk September 21, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ugly Monkey

An ugly person

Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!

by Jeff Dahmer June 22, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


smack the monkey

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

by jo4n5 July 3, 2005

51๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 18, 2003

711๐Ÿ‘ 488๐Ÿ‘Ž


spun monkey

A speed freak tweeker that has been up for too many days. A blow it that will get you messed with by the cops or arrested just for being around them .

Stay away from that spun monkey unless you wanna get fucked with.

by Leslie May 10, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

65๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž