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When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”
When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.
Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.
The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.
Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.
The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.
A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.
That’s an Alabama hammer
When you take a pinch of your Copenhagen mint, dip it in her couchie & throw it back in your lip
So we were hooking up and I forgot I had a dip in, so I decided I might as well just do the Alabama Nachos.
6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)
We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.