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I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.
Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese
person 2: I don't give a flying fuck
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Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say
(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)
**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**
Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.
Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?
EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.
PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.
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The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.
This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.
Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.
In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:
1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or
2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).
However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
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This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.
The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).
Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.
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To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.
The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.
To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....
1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.
2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.
3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.
4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.
And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.
Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.
Student #2: Oh man...
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Thanos: Snap
You: I dont feel so good
I don't feel so good
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An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.
John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.
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