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I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.
Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese
person 2: I don't give a flying fuck
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Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say
(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)
**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**
Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.
Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?
EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.
PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.
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The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.
This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.
Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.
In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:
1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or
2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).
However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
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This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.
The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).
Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.
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An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.
John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.
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Don't over complicate things.
Don't put the cherry in the wall. Just say it.
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What you tell your son or daughter before you know they are going to get a high on marijuana. Something you tell you boyfriend/girlfriend before you know they are going to smoke a blunt. Something you tell your friend before he hooks up with rando at the bar.
Hey johnny, don't go catchin herpes now.
Hey bri, be home by twelve, and don't go catchin herpes.
I know your cheating on me, but I still love you, but don't go catchin herpes.
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