fucked-a-noodle-doo

When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!

James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!

pussy noodle

also referred to as a Dildo

Pat: man she’s a prostitute

Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!

noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.

Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.

tail noodles

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

noodles foot

A goofy person with hella dance moves!

That Michael is such a noodles foot!

Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

cuban noodles

cuban noodles or chicken noodles with spicy sauce, invented by HANNAH

scarlet cant handle the cuban noodles but hannah can!!