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A line of people who are jerking off in sync together
dude remember that time when you were really drunk and you were in that jerk line and you cumed in that guys butthole
Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
When you get jerked off from under the bed
A: she jerked me off from under the bed
B: dude, you got a demon jerk
One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.
I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.
PULLIN' THE PUG....
not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!
ME:
Oh, really?
YOU:
I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........
ME:
DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!
YOU:
LOL
It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.