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A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!
Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?
Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!
Vlad: Bummer...
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A phrase tacked on to the end of a statement to imply that the information being given is simply a courtesy, when in reality there are specific expectations of you now that you have this information
What Danielle says to guy she's been seeing: Oh, hey I decativated my profile on the dating website, just so you know.
What Danielle REALLY means: You better take your dang profile off the dating website too....NOW!!!!
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The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!
Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
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Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
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Jelly is a slang word that derived from the word "jealous".
It's a play on words: you're so jelly you turn into jam. Basically saying that you're extremely or beyond envious.
Mostly used in a joking manner and among females.
1: I'm so jelly I'm jam, that you're on vacation right now Beth.
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Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.
Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!
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those words that the british youtuber Pyrocynical AKA the cute little lesbian AKA creator of shrek has swag said when he reached a quarter of a million subscribers
Pyrocynical: so guys we did it we reached a quater of 10 million subscribers, 2,500000 subscribers and still growing.
the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.