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Dr Eggman makes an annoucement
"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"
When a person is so stupid you think they a make a wish kid
Stfu your a make a wish kid because you can’t play the fucking game
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; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;
Person two:oh god not again
Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
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To exaggerate, to interpret a specific situation as being worse than it really is.
You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
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Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"
Made-up holiday from Youtuber, Prank Invasion. The video has Chris, (Prank Invasion), kissing moms with their children present
What up invaders! Today I'm here in Venice Beach for Mommy Make Out Day!
Yo, its mommy make out day gonna kiss that mom now.
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