Sand Paper

Sand paper is what you get from skinning a middle eastern person.

"I'm gonna sell sand paper on the black market", said Pat with a laugh.

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

Psychic paper

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.

Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.

wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.

Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..

Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

leave dem papers

Break up, separate, telling someone to leave you the fuck alone

I told my old lady I am done, leave dem papers

PAPER CHASER

1. It's a state of mind. Only one thing is on they mind when it comes to makin' money and that's money. It takes focuse to achieve successfully.

2. One who wants wealth, to be rich. Hustling, grinding, gettin' dat money. Someone dat knows what it takes to make it happen and stackin' they bread.

3. Likes to show off what they got wit clothes, shoes, jewelry, handbags, hair, nails, cars, cribs and a phat wallet.

People be callin' me a golddigger but naw, I'm just a paper chaser.