a great ass nickname for someone named peter
person 1: ayeee rice cake wassup
person 2: hi
person 1: someone's rice is up in a bunch
person 2: fuck u bro
person 1: gotta love rice cake
A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.
A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.
Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.
Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.
Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.
The thing that got famous world wide by the myth the legend uncle roger. It was once a food for tasting but now used for memes
Have you tried the new fried rice stall by my ass crack?
This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!
When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.
Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you
Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.