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Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 8, 2022


Arfloorio Rice

When you spill Arborio rice all over the floor whilst making risotto.

Shit, there's a whole lot of arfloorio rice underfoot.

by Bird Bitch August 24, 2010


Rice Burning

Translation from Spanish idiom. When someone’s pants or underwear goes inside letting their cheeks’ shape visible.

a:yo! Her rice burning bad
b: yeah we should tell her to fix her jeans.

by ToTypeMyWhat July 6, 2019


connor rice

Fard

Gosh darn it Johnny just did a Connor Rice!

by Quandary wigglebottoms April 30, 2022


Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie February 21, 2018


Cheeses Rice

A Term Used In Lieu Of "Jesus Christ", Mainly Used In Public Places As To Not Offend Standbys Or Your Christian Friends !

Chad: Did you watch the X-Games last night ?

Chad 2: Your damn right i did, Did you see that sick run by Shawn Right . . .

Chad: Cheeses Rice that guy is simply amazing !

by JeddyB85 September 7, 2011


cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017