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Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"
A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.
That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.
When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!
A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner
“Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun
A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"