Second Amendment

In the context of American law and politics, the Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms. In the United States, you are allowed to use armed weapons (not just guns) to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your property.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

The amendment was written into law because the Founding Fathers knew that states start becoming tyrannical by disarming its populace in order to oppress them. Effectively, this amendment ensures that Americans are able to defend themselves against tyranny to protect their rights.

It’s part of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States.

“The Second Amendment is the personification of ‘Mercia, baby!”

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Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

step-second-cousin

1- Stepgrandpibling's grandchild.
2- Grandpibling's stepgrandchild.
3- Step-2C.

My step-second-cousin is a good person.

step-second-cousin

1- Stepgrandpibling's grandchild.
2- Grandpibling's stepgrandchild.

step-second-cousin.

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

Second Banana

This term comes from burlesque—that is, strip shows. It refers to the MALE comedians who were always part of the show, usually as presenters and commentators. The first banana was the principal comedian, and the second banana was his sidekick. They called themselves "bananas" because they were always around beautiful naked women, and therefore tended to fill their pants with "bananas"—i.e., erections!!!

Joey was the funniest second banana Bob ever had.

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1- Second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed.

My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.