Well Shit

used to display ones disatisfaction

You: "So how long have you known this?"
Friend: "Um, everyone has known about it for a while now," Man.
You: "Oh...Well shit..."

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shit sprayer

shit sprayer-(adj.) A person who releases liquid fecal material from their anal cavity in a violent manor resulting in a wide area of your toilet to be covered with rectal fluid. This person does not clean up the toilet after release.

That fucking shit sprayer Matt marked his territory all over our toilet again. It sure would be nice if he would clean up his own shit for once.

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Shit-Fuck

An expression used when just yelling "Fuck" is not enough. Also a gay sex position.

*stubs pinky toe on chair*
Oh Shit-Fuck! That hurt!

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double shit

When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.

Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...

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flippin' shit

totally going crazy, freaking out.

yeah man she was flippin' shit when she found out she failed the test.

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shit kebab

After pulling out of anal sex and seeing a resemblance between your cock and a shish kebab but the meat has been replaced with shit

Person 1: I told you to clean out your ass, now you've left me with shit kebab

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breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

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