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when you eat out a fuck hole that is infested with crabs
Man I was muff diving on sally when I looked down and saw that she had sweet pepper bacon.
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When you are getting down and dirty with your boo and when you're about to ejaculate; you call your parents just to say, "hello".
Ryan: "Hey, Adam! There's this chick that I met in Alabama over Spring Break last month that always tried to do the Home-Sweet-Home shit!"
Adam: "What the fuck is wrong with that bitch?"
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A song written in 1974 by southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in their second ever album Second Helping.
"What song are you listening to?"
"Sweet Home Alabama."
"I love that song!"
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She doesn't care, no matter how hard you try. Your gonna have to fuck her best friend.
He said "you look good today." She said "Awh your so sweet..."
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A highly technical submission grappling move requiring extreme fine tuning. Your opponent is face down with your knee crunched soundly against his now bleeding kidney. Your left hand is formed into a 2 fingered salute with which you reach over his head and up his nose, mercilessly cranking his head backwards, at the same time your right hand should have a vice like grip on his clacker sack which you drag between his arse cheeks, now with as much force as possible, drag the head and the clacker sack together whilst pushing the knee into the kidneys! As your opponent lets out an ear splitting squeal, you then complete the submission by yelling "Sweet Dreams Piggy!"(Neither is the submission complete nor may there be any tapping out until the this term has been shouted out!)
....aw naw I canny look, the Red Barron fae Bridgeton has been tapping like a blind man on speed for the past 5 minutes but Buster Gonads refuses to say "Sweet dreams piggy" and put him out of his misery!
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fine looking chocolate man. men that make you skeet all over yourself. big booty men. trey songz, kobe bryant
that boy playing ball with that packing booty was sweet baby rays
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"Sweet and Sour Sauce" Is where The female takes a shit and rubs it all over her vagina, The male lays on his back mouth open while the female uses a vibrator to stimulates herself to allow her juices to mix through the shit and drip into the male's mouth. The Juice is the Sweet, The shit is the sour.
Jimmy: What happen in there?! You look sick!
Joe: She gave me a taste of "Sweet and Sour Sauce"..
Jimmy: *Spews*
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