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A growing trend wherby someone sends a text to an unknown number saying 'I love you'.
Started by someone on the website My Life Is Average it has had some interesting consequences.
Person 1 (texts): I love you
Person 2: Who is this?
Person 1: I just sent you an I love you text
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A video of something unusual, but not funny. Above they video is black text that spoils the video, laughing emojis, or something god awfully cringe. The background color in these memes are always white, hence the name.
Friend: *Send an meme from @daquan
Also friend: LOL
Me: That's not funny, it's a white text box meme
what people do when they are afraid of actually speaking to people and expressing how they feel honestly.
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She had us break up over text . Why didn't she at least call. :P
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A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."
The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.
Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?
Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!
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When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.
Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.
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When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back
Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol
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When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.
Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?
Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?
Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.
Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!
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