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nice knees

when a guy with inverted balls tries complimenting a girl

guy with inverted balls: you have nice knees
attacked girl: swear??? *blushes*

by ArmouredSocks February 15, 2018


corporate nice

Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.

I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.

If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.

by surfangel March 20, 2018


Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day

On December third, everyone is legally required to be unconditionally nice to each other. Anyone who fails to comply will be sentenced to three months of obsessive hugging.

"Man, I'm tired of all of these internet day thingies. Yesterday was skipping school day. The day before was about sending nudes to people who completed NNN. The day before was about stealing hoodies until someone notices. Why can't we have a day where we just do something nice for each other?"
"What if we had a day where we were all just unconditionally nice to each other? It would be called "Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day."
"That sounds really difficult to say, but okay."

by MysticcitsyM November 27, 2021

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Nice me

When someone does something good to/for you

My girlfriend did nice me this week.

by Jah mee roh kwhy November 25, 2020


you got some nice naked beans

You got an nice pair of boobs

Her: Hi jhon
Him: You got some nice naked beans
Her: Thanks

by Big_alc April 5, 2020


ni-nice and slow

Hittin that nice and slow

Bro you know i be hittin that shi- ni-nice and slow

by Ni-Nice And Slow November 2, 2022


Nice bazubands

A common greeting when meeting another individual to promote dominance, elegance and friendship.

Hey bro nice bazubands, you stupid bitch

by John mcbazubands March 26, 2021