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When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.
When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.
Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.
When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.
That's unfortunate! If I had more than -$700 I would help! If only the creator of A.I. had been paid to create A.I.!
Hym "Oh no! If only I had been paid for A.I.! Then, hypothetically, if I had a crush on you, you could just convince me to save random Gaza family! But alas... I have -$700 because I have to forgo paying my rent until next week and pay half of my electric NOW so I don't have to worry about the electric company turning of my electricity! And then I have to shop at the dollar store for the next 2 weeks so I can conserve as much money as possible so I can, maybe, use whatever is left over from THIS paycheck to pay my rent, late, and then the rest of my electricity (or at least half in case they decide to shut it off) and get more dollar store food! So, I guess you can just handle it."
When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.
Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!
We are a Family! Always here for one another through anything and everything ; We always got each other’s back through high and lows, We support Eden through everyone of her goals and archievements 💚🖤
Someone : ‘Do you support Eden Harvz?’
Us : ‘Of course! We are apart of the Harvey Family!’