A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz
Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing
A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.
At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.
a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.
passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.
Basically just winraw but you have to pay for it
Person 1: hey I got Winraw for Windows store but it was off the Windows store
Person 2: go kill yourself
“Billy window” is a phrase used to define only the large genitalia having males who tend to shag girls called “Emily”
“Hey did you hear bout Tyrone and emily? Yh they slept together”, “I’m not surprised, he’s such a billy window”
A white guy that sits halfway out of the window of the Zatch House racist room cause he's too lazy to go downstairs to be a porch honky in the garage
Look at that window honky sittin halfway out his window with a computer on his lap.