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She sat down at the dinner table and realised the profile pictures were highly misleading. He was boot ugly.
Boot sauce is the sweat and bacteria that gets in your shoes after rigorous activity
Can you smell that jim? Yeah it’s just Big Bunkkko’s Boot sauce
The head of science teacher who is also the head of the Christian union.
Fuck! Why is tiny boots bringing this up in the middle of stochiometry
Sister in headlock with your ass in the air and being kicked in the nuts sex position 102
My daddy gave me the boot remover last night.
From top to bottom. Completely throughout. Head to toe.
In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"
"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."
The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.
Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.
Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.
Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.
Reverse cowgirl, but she is drunk and acting like a starfish between the sheets. The booty and boots make a clapping sound. No towel under the door. Clearly the roommates can hear the clapping from the other room.
Dat bitch drank so much she tried to Boot-scoot booty me.