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synonym for "stalled in production"
I can't believe G-Union wasted good money watching the first in this Undercover Brother series to begin with! He must not have an appreciation for Mandy Moore movies.
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The fifth jokers card released by Insane Clown Posse. It follows the belief that, when one dies, they will meet Jake and Jack Jeckel, a juggling duo from the Dark Carnival. They juggle human hearts between themselves, and the more sins you have commited in your life, the more hearts they will juggle. If a heart is dropped, "a pit of infinite evil shall open beneath the feet of the viewer and cast the soul into an eternity of pain and suffering". Success opens the gates to Shangri-La, the juggalo paradise. Now, Jack is the evil Twin. Jack will throw curves at Jake, "the just", attempting to see a ball drop and see the ground dissapear to release evil. This is one of the six ways of looking at yourself, the six joker's cards.
"Jack, throw another, Jake, catch one more, they'll try to catch all that's in store for you.. how many souls will fall from the sky? how many souls burn wondering why?" From:"Jack Jeckel" on The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
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Mostly interpreted as pre-teen girls who obsess over Nicholas, Joseph and Kevin all day. While half of the fan base are made up of little girls. There are still fans out there who actually like them for their music and not just their "OMJjjgjjjj AHmaZZINNGGG LOOKSSSSSSS!" yeah, I did rape the S key. Most of us ARE older then twelve and can even drive! It gets really annoying when people sterotype us as annoying,immature, little girls who can't spell. When obviously, I know how to spell. I'm not immature and I don't scream during their performances. Thanks though? If you hate the Jonas Brothers, good for you. But I like them and nobody is going to change my mind. The younger fans get so annoying when they are like OMJJJJJJ stop MAKINGG FUNN!! Yeah. I dislike most of the fanbase. But I love them as musicians and people so it doesn't really matter. Just stop stereotyping. Please.
Jonas Brothers Fan 1:OMJJJJ NICK IS SOOSOSOSOSOSO HAWT!
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.
pahhahahaha. That was lame.
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One who is exceptional in the sport of the mud wrestling, due to the fact of having four eyes from the glasses he's wearing.
Tim- Where is Brother Joe?
Bert- He is probably just mud wrestling.
Mckenzie- My cousin is competing tonight!
Tom- Where?
Mckenzie- At the National Mud Wrestling Tournament!
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milk another man's prostate is just so much fun. girls, we need to talk because i cum so hard. i'll splash a very big load of love juice in your eyes if you do it right. so, please do it right all night long.
The Big Brother 8 Massage
The G-Spot or Sacred Spot of a man is his prostate gland. Tantric philosophy considers the G-Spot a man's emotional sex center. Massaging the man's prostate releases tremendous amounts of emotional and physical stress. Coupled with stimulation of his penis or "lingam", massaging his prostate can be extremely pleasurable and healing to the man. Since the most direct way to massage the man's Sacred Spot is through his anus, it takes time to adjust to being penetrated in this way. It is not for every man. The benefits are many and the pleasure can be very intense. For tantric partners, lovers or those otherwise genuinely comfortable with one another, massaging the sacred spot can be a powerful experience. Not only in terms of ecstatic pleasure for the "receiver", but in the sexual empowerment it bestows on the "giver".
The walnut sized prostate gland is located directly underneath the bladder, not far from the internal root of the penis (see diagram). As can be seen, the gland is in close proximity to the rectal wall, allowing for easy access through the anus.
Why is prostate massage pleasurable? There are number of reasons:
Ejaculation reflex sensation
No matter which method is used it is not possible to touch the prostate directly. The nearest indirect access is through the rectal wall, which means that there is still a membrane in the way. This is somewhat akin to the inhibiting sensitivity a glove. Despite this restriction the lobes of the prostrate are highly sensitive to pressure. An array of sensations may be produced by pressing, rubbing or by means of stroking the gland through the rectal wall. The most profound of these feelings is similar to that sublime sensation which is normally felt during ejaculation, as the prostate begins pumping semen.
Anal sensitivity
Along with the genital areas, the anus is connected to and interwoven with millions of delicately sensitive nerve endings, which can yield most pleasurable sensations.
Hidden penis
Unknown to most, over one third of the penis is buried inside the body. It is the base of the (hidden) penis which may be pressured in a similar manner as the prostate. The effect of stimulating all three can be awesome, if done in concert with genital stimulation. Still more overwhelming than the physiological effects is the psychological aspect of prostate massage, due to the unaccustomed nature of penetration of the receiver.
Psychological high
As powerful as physiological stimulation might be, it pales when compared to the immeasurably greater psychological or mental high. The very notion of the male placing himself into such a vulnerable position, results in a powerful mental rush, for both receiver as well giver. The willingness of the naturally controlling male to allow himself to placed in an unaccustomed submissive role, should be particularly cherished by the giver.
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A secret kept between two friends of any gender. The difference between a regular secret and a blood brother's secret is that a B.B.S is taken to the grave with both people.
Person 1: Hey, don't tell my girlfriend about what happened last night
Person 2: Sure thing, blood brother's secret.
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The most dangerous phrase more deadly than “Ur mom Gay” “Ur dad lesbian” “ur granny a tranny” “ur granpap a trap” & “ur sister a mister”
-Peasent “Ur sister a mister” *ground shakes and tress fall all around you
-You (an intellectual)
“Ur brother a mother!!!” the peasent flies away from shock and fies in the air, the ground turns to lava and he enitre universe dies... al that remains is you, ready to make your own universe... one where you are the god
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