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When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)
Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face
1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.
Can I get a piece of that ass?
for a person to make something come to an end at this moment
me: name some vegetables
friend: carrot, onion, lettuce...
me: thanks
friend: ...green pepper, spinach broccoli
me: you can stop now
Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.
Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!
Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work
What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else
Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better
a way for someone to say im going to drown myself
“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”