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lakeland christian school

A REALLY Christian school where all the kids are narbs

Woah broooo have u seen Lakeland Christian School's athletes?! they're soo fuckin zooted

by 8thgrder420 March 11, 2016

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landmark christian school

The biggest piece of shit you could imagine. Located on top of a train track in Fairburn Georgia, landmark is a cult that brianwahses kids. Don’t trust anything you hear or see from there. They just want your money.

Person: You joined a cult?
Cult member: Yes it’s called landmark Christian school

by Exposing_Fake_Bitches February 28, 2019

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Trinity Christian Academy

This is the TCA in Addison Texas. I Went there from 3rd grade to 10th grade. There is alot of money at the school its pretty cool. TCA is awesome, you wont find another school like it. Good college prep school, helps u get into places...

People got cash... Count the BMW's in the parking lot, thats out of like 400 kids in the highschool. If there is less than 15 or 20, u got the wrong school.

by Y'all know me October 21, 2004

19πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


westminster christian academy

a school in watkinsville GA that has all the goody two shoes. they care more about rewaxing their gym floor than their actual students. they sit outside for lunch with no cafiteria. they encourage "side hugs" not full on embrases. leggings? shoulders? thats a sin. don't flush footballs down the toilets, @robertking! entire bible memorized. if it isn't basketball we don't care. Lanclos- "you're retarted" Dr. Butts "don't go away mad just go away", G-bad- **** ph yeah he got fired! (most of the kids are dyslexic)

oh you go to westminster christian academy ? YoU mUsT bE a GoOd kId!!!!

by joe and angi January 26, 2020

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Groves Christian College

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.

- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"

by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020

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Christian Girl Autumn

A spinoff of Megan Thee Stallion’s β€œHot girl summer”, a meme grew in popularity consisting of a β€œstereotypical white Christian girl” doing classic autumnal white girl instagram poses and the phrase became a formally established meme.

Christian girl autumn is just being a stereotypical white female in the fall months

by Christian Girl Autumn May 20, 2023

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


christian him down

when a cheap christian bargains to lower the prices in a cheap lousy way. christians are the cheapest people in the world. They are always trying to get a lower price on things. They are never generous.

The price is too high. Let me Christian you down to something cheaper. Let's christian him down further.

by Bilgewater Blanton October 29, 2013

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