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The act of grasping the penis with such ferocity, usually done by that of a woman body builder.
The big buff woman clenched my penis like a weight
Damn dude, she gave you a death grip.
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Similar to a BoilerMaker or an Irish Car Bomb, dropping a shot of whiskey into a beer, preferably Guiness
Thats my 5th death charge tonight, i'm so messed up.
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That random look you get from your mom, girlfriend or wife that means "Dude, run, you're screwed".
My girlfriend gave me the Death Stare and I knew I did something wrong.
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The feeling of shame, your soul dying a little inside after you masturbate or have meaningless sex.
Frank was enamored with Michelle the whole night; a feeling that also resonated with her. After the 40s were drank-ed and the loudpac was smoketh-ed, the two intermingled their engorged and lubricious members until he abruptly reached climax . Experiencing The Little Death, he quickly realized that she wasn't as cute...funny...or engaging as he once thought. An Uber arrived shortly after.....which he secretly ordered for her from her phone.
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You are Kanye West and also an idiot
I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3
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a terrible genre of music involving ear-splitting screaming, groaning, grunting and pretty much sound like the singer hasn't got a voice box. the drummers sound like their constantly having spasms and the guitarists try to make riffs, fail, and revert to noiseless chunder. people who enjoy this music like to think of themselves as muso's who 'know' what good music is and anyone who doesn't like death metal is like so not musically cool enough. they act like this to detract from the fact that they, in fact, have no life and no self-esteem and like hearing songs like 'I Cum Blood' because they, in fact, do.
Death Metal Fan: OMG, have you heard this new song by Evil Death Pain Suffering Blood Gore Ear-Splitting Scream? It's so amazingly good. Here, have a listen.
Innocent bystander: Ow, my soul!
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Shitty music. The lowest kind of music there is.
That's right I said it..death metal is shit, faggots.
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