Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats
“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”
When you make a decision that leads to a disastrous consequence, or mess up something really bad.
I went home with that women from the bar last night and the next morning I was really stuck to the goat.
Man, when you jumped your bike off that ramp, you were stuck to the goat.
Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple
A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.
Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.
Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.
"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."