Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3
The gunky paste or crusty scalp residue left over at the base of a comb after continual use by combing filthy hair. It's similar to Toe Jam but on a comb and it's nasty.
There was so much comb jam that you couldn't get it through his hair anymore.
When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.
Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.
To aggressively ram your penis into a vagina without so much as spit for lube
Robin was late to work so her boss Tim gave her the ram-jam
Very large, very perky breasts on an older woman.
Nancy Pelosi has the best pair of Ram Jams I’ve seen on an old broad in years.
When you are high on love on someone who is jobless, degreeless, hobbiless, and broke. But great sex.
The bro got way too woo woo jam right now
A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"