Well slap me silly and lick my willy

A phrase meaning that your happy

“Here have a free meal on the house mate”
“Well slap me silly and lick my Willy”

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I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy

Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.

Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous

"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

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grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

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willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

how the fuck did you find this

Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why

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Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked

he gave me a good ol strangle willy