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The long anticipated sequel to 1 & 2 coming to you in '22 after 77 years of peace in (central-) Europe .
Thank your weak and corrupt leaders today for the upcoming nuclear annihilation following the invasion of Ukraine and Taiwan.
World War III in one sentence:
Yo, wanna get your ass eaten and fuck a last time before the Nukes go off?
Yeah!
Some game lol idk it’s been a while i since played it
God of war PS4 is a game, that’s it lol
The device that a 19 year old marine uses to violently vibe-check you while your gassing Americans
when your busy gassing the Americans, but some 19 year old marine with a gas mask jumps into your trench, slams five shells into your close comrades and you realize your about to get violently vibe-checked by a war crime stick.
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In God of War 3, the badass motherfucker kratos is out to kill all of the gods and have sex with aphroditie. you kill more gorgons and harpies, but this time you can take control of the harpies and make them fly you around. You can also take control of Cyclops's and Cerberus's and use them to kill your enemies. and in this game, not only do you kill gods, you also kill huge ass titans for betraying you. with almost real life graphics this game kicks ass.
I went around killing people in god of war 3, IT WAS EPIC!!!
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a creature that was once believed to be mythical, but has recently surfaced in the mountains of the pacific northwest. It can be distinguished by its high pitch shrill when attacked or provoked by a smaller predator. The war pig will attempt to win you over through free buffet dinners and easily detectable lies, when called out on these lies the war pig will back track and change subjects to another lie, the origins of the war pig are very uncertain. Some claim he is from Louisiana, others Arkansas, or California. But most tend to believe that the war pig has strong ties to Cuba, and may be the scientific creation of one Fidel Castro. ON average the war piglets take 13 months in the womb to fully grow and only then are they ready to be raised by their grandparents.
omg did u see that, its sasquatch, oh wait no its just manny the war pig
The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.
"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"
linear game with a decent amount of bugs which was not supposed to be a MMORPG rather than a 1 person adventure. has good graphics, very bad movement control, corny storylines and boring gameplay.
guy1: yo i just got guild wars
guy2: well pop it in lets see
guy1: i guess you dont need a disc if theyre only asking for a key, why do they provide the disk anyway..?
guy2: what class should i pick?
guy1: lets try one of each and play it out for 4 hours
*4 hours later*
guy1: that was nice scenery and great character design
guy2: yeah, too bad it repeats itself on almost every courner and the quests cant be solo'd unless you have a bunch of defensive moves on you and last the battle out, the dungeons are ok but again very repetitive, almost like ur in a deja vu over and over again
guy1: ok lets try the pvp content since everyone brags about it
*3 hours later*
guy1: So they have random arenas for kicks that youre dependent on your team on winning, team arenas, the hero battles, the faction wars..
guy2: and faction wars is also made that some pvp levels are made for a specific faction so they have a higher chance of winning because its made in favor for them, making it unfair gameplay
guy1: man, this game sucks balls, uninstall it
guy2: *uninstalls* good riddance
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