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An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.
"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had done to deserve such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
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Gloriously full female breasts that when viewed in the nude are smaller at their point of attachment on the woman's chest than at their fullest point, making them somewhat football shaped. Football tits is not a derogatory term.
When sandra shucked off her bra to go skinny dipping, all the guys marveled at her huge football tits.
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A woman who's space between her tits are a perfect tunnel for a cock. Makes for a great tit job.
--dude i got the best titjob last night!
--really how?
--my chick got tunnel tits.
--Oh Snap!
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Tits McGee started out meaning a woman with awesome, perky, or voluptuous breasts.
Later on, it became an adjective meaning anything that’s exceptionally good. It can be used with or without 'McGee' or "Magee" on the end.
Dude 1: "Damn, the paint job on that souped-up Silverado is The Tits McGee.”
Dude 2: "Yeah, cool paint job. That’s definitely tits. But have you seen the driver? She's the Real Tits McGee."
Dude 1: "Oh, snap. You're right. I bet she's wearing a padded bra, though."
Dude 2: "No, they're real. I know that girl. She's a legit Tits McGee."
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When an individual (male/female) slaps another with their tit in ones face or torso, be it a man boob or a saggy old D cup tit.
Fuck I hate that guy over there! He is such a fucking ass!I just wanna walk up and tit slap him in the ear
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Carpentry: A thing of beauty, or a job well done.
"This job has got to be tits!"
"Man, this is a totally tits-out foundation!"
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Where a ladies nipples are in a downward motion at an almost 30 degree angle. Providing ease of tit ejaculation that provides an even sprinkler effect to young offspring. This also comes in handy when your partner's peforming a well known "tit wank" as the milk sprays in their ball sack providing a moist cushioning to what should be suspected as later intercourse. I hope you've enjoyed reading daJHDICTIONARYOFLUV.
H: hey J, your tits are lookin pretty dolphinised today
J: Why thankyou, me and my partner needed a change, he said his balls were always aching and dry
and of course my offsrping were hungry.
H: wow i wish i had dolphin tits!
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