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Purple Heart Emoji Lowkey love
I sent her a dick pic and she sent me a Purple Heart Emoji ..she lowkey feeling me
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nipples that are 1 inch wide and 1.5 inches long, blue black purple, and so numb they have no feeling for two days.
what you wind up with after 4 hours in a breast pump trying to keep your boyfriend happy with big tits. picture a purple hot dog. I got a purple nurple trying to keep my boyfriend happy>
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A "Purple Hat Hacker" is a Hacker that Defends the Internet against Pedophiles.
Pedophile: Hey, Can I see pictures of you?
Child victim: Sure
Purple Hat Hacker: "Pedophile, I already have your information and have filed a report on you"
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Purple Kool Aid is the liquid that keeps Black People alive. It is the equivalent of water to White People.
Damn Boy! You should wash some of dat watermelon down wif some Purple Kool Aid.
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A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."
Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.
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SEIU members who dress in purple shirts and are paid and bussed to various locations to shout down and beat up people with views that oppose what they are told to think.
SEIU (Service Employees International Union)
If they push back (try to give opposite view) We will push back twice as hard I am dispatching my purple people beaters(in other words my supporters)
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To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."
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