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Videos of gross, disgusting, revolting, disturbing, heavenly sexual acts.
Scott: I was watching Two Girls, One Cup today.
Alex: Aw, good old-fashioned fudge porn.
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Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16
Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better
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Re-arranging the furniture in ones office, dorm room etc... so that when visitors are present they can not see the person looking at porn on their computer.
David: Dude, I need to move the couch in the living room because when Jen visits she can totally tell I'm looking at porn and not actually studying biology with her
Steve: I know what we need, we just need to Porn-Shway the room
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chipmunk porn is not little squirrle animals fucking but actually fast forwarding a porno to the good scenes and the moaning and voices speed up making them sound like alvin and the three chipmunks.
Bob is too horny and has no patience to watch the couple in his porn get through the foreplay and fastforwards it to the anal penetration scene where the females ass shoots a pink sock and while fastforwarding it Bob has discovered chipmunk porn
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Watching a TV show or movie just because you are sexually attracted to the actor or actress in it, using the excuse you are watching the TV show or movie 'because you like the story.'
I had a safe porn Ashton Kutcher marathon last night.
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where you grab a tenticle and put it so far up your ass it comes out your mouth and you look like an octopus
cuzco gave me a tenticle porn video and it made my tenticle happy
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n. absolutely completely one of the worst things one can say about anything. 42354 times worse than bullshit.
"The Album 'MC Hammer: Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" is the biggest bunch of kiddie porn this side of the Mississippi"
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