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the most disappointing halftime show to date, promising sweet victory, but providing sicko mode instead.
The Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show was a huge letdown. Let's dislike it on YouTube!
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Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...
"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"
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"show me dem titties bitch" is what men yell at hot females with abnormally large breasts.
Matt Nay yelled "show me dem titties bitch" to JC and Amy
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Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.
"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."
"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"
"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."
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A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com
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1) When you ask a hot girl of sexual prowess to also prove her intellectual worth.
2) When you demand a reveal her pubic hair.
3) a reference to those with a fetish for schematic representations of algorithms.
1) "Yo, show me your flow chart. Lets see if your speech is as clever as your vulva."
2) "Show me that wild flow chart!"
3) "Bring your flow chart to bed, baby. You know how vector-based data flow makes me wet."
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THE ACT OF BESTOWING, DEMONSTRATING or EXHIBITING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ONTO A JO NISHA KELLY:
1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties <maternal love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates> b : an assurance of love <give her my love>
2 : warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion <love of the sea>
3 a : the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration <baseball was his first love> b (1) : a beloved person : darling —often used as a term of endearment (2) British —used as an informal term of address
4 a : unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1) : the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2) : brotherly concern for others b : a person's adoration of God
5 : a god or personification of love
6 : an amorous episode : love affair
7 : the sexual embrace : copulation
8 : a score of zero (as in tennis)
9 capitalized Christian Science : god
COURTESY OF VERONICA ACOSTA ;-)
I you show Jo-SUM-luv you will not be attacked by a KRACKIN!
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