ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

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Ur Auntie Non-Binary

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.

Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends

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Wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin

wagwan piffting means yo wassup girl and you say that before you ask for their bbm pin, which is their number on blackberry messenger.

*sees a hot milf on the street*
Ayeee wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin?

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Do u have games on ur phone?

This sentence is used normally from a yougen within the age of 5-9. Many young children get drop kicked after asking this question.
Do u have game on ur phone?

Child: "Hey Laila"

Me: "What do you want now"

Child: "Do u got games on ur phone?"

Me: *violently drop kicks yougen out of my room*
Do u have games on ur phone?

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My nigga ima whoop ur ass

when a nigga be a dumbass and u gotta whoop them

Jeffrey: "Bro I'm not coming today I'm going to clap cheeks"
Leo: "My nigga ima whoop ur ass"

holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting

holy shipleys donuts that fagget is taking his pants off

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ur nigga giga gay every day

The worst of all of them.Worse than "ur mom gey,ur dad lesbian,ur granny tranny,ur grandpap a trap,ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy".No Uno Reversoes.No Mirror shields.No comebacks.This is the ultimate roast.Every time this is said the whole universe deletes itself by 5 %.The one who you said it to is teleported to oblivion and obliterated immediately.

Frank:ur mom gay
Goal:ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Goal:ur grandpap a trap
Frank:ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy
Goal:Dont want me to do it
Frank:no balls
Goal:ur nigga giga gay every day
Frank *gets oblitarated in the oblivion*

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