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Bit of a skank, comes with her own business card, Name usually begins with C.
"Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window."
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"I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet."
-Heavy
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August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“
The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."
A phrase indicating who keeps using the term "cretin troll".
Hey everybody! The Doctor is the person who keeps saying "cretin troll"!
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A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
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something you chant at fat people
ben iggo: yum pies
some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"
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