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Like from your phone you aren’t living life truly just watching as it goes by, live every moment
Seeing the world out of little window that makes me feel unreal sad
when one person is inside the building whilst the other is outside the window and they proceed to have sex through the window
“i thought you couldn’t have sex because her parents were home?”
“we did anyways because we partake in window filling”
Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
If you don't know, now you know! But won't until you know.
Is that a flamingo in the window?
Commonly used on white vans with typically a male rapist inside and allows for people not to see whay is going on inside
Josh: Yo did you see that white van roll by?
Kim:Yeah it had tinted windows.
Josh:i wonder whays going on in there
When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake
*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"
when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
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