cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.

Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."

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Cheese nips

A not unkind moniker for a female you might normally call sugar tits, but she’s too salty for that

Brenda- can you hand me my glass, bitch
Britni- here you go
Brenda- thanks sugar tits
Britni- you got it cheese nips

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make that cheese

making that money; earn money

I am going to work overtime this week to make that cheese

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cheese grinder

when a girl uses her teeth to suck yo dick and makes swiss dick with her teeth

Yo bro that nat nat a cheese grinder my dick is destroyed

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gnat cheese

noun-The cheesy matter around a dog's penis that gnat can't seem to resist. noun- A person who is a complete dumbass.

Why did you stick your hand in the garbage disposal when it was on you stupid gnat cheese? That pit-bull has loads of gnat cheese.

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Pouch Cheese

An infection in the vagina resulting in the presence of a cheese like secretion. Similar in concept to a warm bag of Velveeta cheese sauce.

-Bro, I went down on her, and she had pouch cheese

-Please tell me you FonDidn't

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Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

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