coffee and eggs for two

A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.

Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.

It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.

I was late to the meeting because my report was stuck in coffee and eggs for two.

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egg-sucking dog

An individual with an unbreakable habit.

Although this definition is based on a state supreme court case in which a dog was sentenced to death for raiding a chicken coup, the term is most commonly used as a metaphor.

You'll never get that egg-sucking dog Rush off his oxy.

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Fried egg tits

Tits so saggy and deflated that they look like two fried eggs

That chicks tits are gross, it looks as if two fried eggs where attached to her flat chest

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Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

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reverse eggs in a basket

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.

Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

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Satan's Egg Nog

Just another synonym for semen.

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."

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Cadbury Eggs

A gay man's feces. Called such for the semen in it.

Gary: Franz filled his porcelain nest full of cadbury eggs. I did the filling mythelf.

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