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When a feminist blames a male of 'mansplaining' or 'manspreading' or any similar words, only to be shot down with a counter argument that leaves her first point invalid.
Tyler: ya watch the news last night?
Dan: Yeah, that feminist was bitch-speaking for no reason
the song from dead island that goes like
"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.
Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat
I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night
I can say the rest but its too long
Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?
Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?
Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*
BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!
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throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight
“austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”
dont tell anyone ive become transgender believe it or not i go to an art school. is jfk still alive? what would i know. thats what you get for eating all those skittles, like a shantytown. you look like a lamb. the apple doesnt fall far from the other apple that already fell from the tree
a bitch named sarah became transgender
(bĭch chĕst)
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Heartburn so bad, it makes you sound like a bitch.
"Thomas told me he went to town on a bag of banana chips last night, and now he's got bitch chest."
Term used by angry customers for whom English is not their first language at poor service
all *insert company name* staff are one bitch soon. Normally followed by "can i shoot my cums to you mom eyes ?"