Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.
Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!
Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!
Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
A phrase, more said like "SHIT HINIGINS," that is said when an act or sentence is done or said by a male, which is fairly or moderately homosexual.
*Blank* says = "Dude I love spaghetti and meat balls."
*Response by others* = "Dude, that was kind of homo, SHIT HINIGINS! SHIT HINIGINS!"
When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.
I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!
When someone pulls your pants down and then you act like a bitch.
Jo: * pulls pants down *
Jerome: Ouuuuu ween wuar dat?
Guilherme: hahaahahahaha heen ass een Insulted little piece of shit
when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR
when someone takes a really great shit
"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT
When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.
The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.
After eating that my insides are liquifying and giving me the Ebola shits.