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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024


Shit’s fish

“Shit’s fish” comes from the phrase“pussy smell like fish” Any shitty/bad situation or thing. Anything negative in general. Synonymous with “Shit’s Ass” or “Fuck”

person 1: my parents said I can’t go to the party this weekend, I need to stay home and do chores!

person 2: shit’s fish, fuck it!

by Jsport18 September 7, 2019


Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023


YouTube Shit

A hypothetical YouTube Poop of a YouTube Poop

It's thought that a YouTube Shit has never been made because who would think of that?

by Echold2006 April 15, 2023


Shit freckles

Shit Freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”

by Fatal-Attraction September 25, 2021


Mingey Shit

An exclamation to be used to indicate approval of a cocktail tasted for the first time.

Mingey shit! This El Nino is better than space docking

by danaldosinhale July 11, 2008


The gud shit

A collection of the finest porno available.
Man kind's most valuable invention.

yo nibba send me the gud shit from last nite

by CheesyOof January 5, 2018